Celebrity perfumes are becoming more and more popular – Liz Taylor has been raking it in since the “perfume explosion” of the early eighties and now young upstarts such as J Lo are expressing their passion for dance and life through scents such as Glow and her latest Live Luxe limited edition fragrance!

Even that old slapper Paris Hilton has a range of whiffs out – her edp is presented in a tall, flirty, feminine pink and black spray.  Surely a more appropriate marketing method that would draw the boys eyes at Valentine would be a latex sleeve over the original packaging of her posing dirty eyed and slutty arsed.

Celebrity Fragrances – stink.

Give me my old Charlie anyday.