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December 11, 2008

Annoying Toys for Christmas 2008

Filed under: Gifts, Online Deals — Tags: — Top Banana @ 5:37 pm

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Annoying Toys

Reading about this post about Most Annoying Toys 2008 the  McDonalds Cash Register stood out as more than simply annoying but downright insulting.  To think children will demand their parents buy this for Christmas then will endure the whole of the day listening to the incessant beeps that apparently are identical to the tills behind the Golden Arches.

This so called toy offers a very realistic beep sound and unbelievable “speaks” words from the menu – “Fries, Drink. Cheeseburger. Apple Pie …” how ghastly lets hope this one stays firmly in the states.

Even simple charade style games for children have had the electronic enhancements that are such joy to listen to. One of this years surprising top toys is Guess Who/ extra – complete with squarky digital voice.  Guess Who Extra comes with electronic sounds and a timer to add suspense!

Terry Turtle – a tourette talking turtle with a selection of swearing levels.  As you should know the Top banana team is family friendly so no expletives will be recorded here. Suffice it to say the potty mouthed terrapin will be sure to annoy the whole family within minutes of flicking its under shell switch.

An ideal annoying toy for Dad would be Sat Nag.   Although more a novelty than a toy, sat nag is a delightful in car nagging systems programmed by some of the best back seat drivers and passengers on the road.  With a range of sarcastic remarks and random observations this will quickly annoy most drivers.

And don’t forget pets love toys too.  Land Rover have now added pet toys that will cause your dog great annoyance.  What self respecting Pooch would want to be decked out in a  Land Rover collar on a Land Rover lead being called by a Land Rover whistle.

Can only Top banana this if the woofer is called “Rover”.

January 20, 2008

Ahoy! Fuzzy Navel Cologne

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Fuzzy Navel Cologne Isn’t it marvelous how freedom of expression is encouraged by this blogging malarchy.  It only takes a wee while scratching around t’web to find some very curious stuff.

Take for instance The Pasty Muncher who during the search for perfect pasties stumbles upon delights such as this book “What Shat That” an incongruous post followed by a detailed review of the range of pasties available at The Pasty Shop, Hatt - “silky-smooth filling with slow cooked Fuzzy Navel Cologneskirt of beef in claret with samphire & parsley”  mmmmm

Next up MyNavel.co.uk a curious diary with photos about the daily accumulation of belly button fluff. With my best intentions and in the true spirit of the Web I should  drop by again soon and discretely suggest trying a drop of the old fuzzy navel cologne I discovered on this new UK price comparison site.

Fuzzy Navel Cologne

What’s puts the fuzz in a Fuzzy Navel? A sweet liberation of peach schnapps and orange juice that will make you fell all warm & fuzzy! You couldn’t make it up.

November 27, 2007

MP3 Player Bargains!

Filed under: Chatter, Gifts, Money, Online Deals, shopping — Tags: — Gorgeous Davina @ 1:07 pm

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Searching reveals a wide range of players at incredible prices – a basic MPMAN 256kb mp3 player costs a poultry £3.96.  Comparing prices at the othe end of the market is clearly worthwhile.

 A search for mp3 players on one of the UKs newest price comparison sites found a lowest price of £209 for iAudio D2 8GB MP3 Player with DAB Digital Radio Colour BLACK - saving over £40 off the high street price.

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